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All brick, no wall.
Bathroom, no stall.
Cell phone, no call.
Lucille, no Ball.
Grandma, no shawl.
Tavern, no brawl.
Jump me, don't fall.
Gotcha, that's all!

I'm tuned the way you like to play me.
I'm sweet the way you like to taste me, yeah!

Yesss, I take pride in my fantasies.
I make what I earn, yesss, and I take what I owe.
And I wake you in the night, ahhh, wanting more, wanting more.
What am I?


I'm sweet the way you like to taste me.
I'm tuned the way you like to play me.
I like the way you smack me, TAKE ME NOW!

They're little, they're hard and brown,
Gotta boil em down, stir em round,
Spin em like a pulsar, a
Faraway star, noir de l'étoile,
Those lentils permeate my mind,
friendly pictures inside project to me
On the cover of a birthday card from Hubble,
Delivered first-class on a celestial train
With insurance and postage pre-paid to my brain.
But cosmic rays bombard me with spaghetti
Grown flaccid at the hands of a chef with shitty plans,
Feel it slip between your fingers
And try to tie, wish it were dry,
Slide along it down the wormhole and watch that
Knot disappear, run away from you in fear,
pasta made from dark matter, evasive
Like a slippery lover, farther and farther

Meet me out back.
Dress all in black.
I got your back.
You got the knack.
Pick up the slack.
Don't smoke that crack.
Brand new backpack.
Silent attack!

I'm sweet the way you like to taste me.
I'm tuned the way you like to play me.
I'm hard the way you like to take me, YEAH!


from Pyrorapture / Fred & Ethel, released September 12, 2015
Gabriel Riccio - Vocals
Sophia Uddin - Violin, Viola
Alex Ellsworth - Violoncello
Walrus - Tenor Saxophone
Skull Fist - Piano
Greg Loman - Electric Guitar
Tom Murphy - Electric Bass
Travis Orbin & Spider - Drums, Percussion

Words & Music by Sophia Uddin
Recorded and produced by Gabriel Riccio (thegabrielconstruct.com) except:
Drums & percussion arranged, recorded and mixed by Travis Orbin (travisorbin.com)
Piano recorded by Jeremy Goody at Megasonic Studios (megasonicsound.com)
Mixed and Mastered by William Wells at Eeyore's Lair (fearsore.wix.com/home)



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Logical Phalluses

Logical Phalluses are the demented, sex-crazed alter-ego of The Gabriel Construct. Inspired by John Waters, John Cage, John Christ, John Zorn, John Cale, John Butler, John Tavener, John Frusciante, John Wetton, Frank Zappa, Tom Waits, Mr. Bungle, and Tronald Dumpf. ... more

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