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Voiceover: You think you know why the dinosaurs went extinct, but everything you've been told is a lie!
Gather 'round, boys and girls, and I will tell you what REALLY happened!

"Flames lick my lover’s scales
Kinda gets me hot
Fire burns the bed to cinders
Oh yeah, cum a lot

I want to burn our house down
Orgy in the ash
Would you pour the gasoline out
Soak all our flesh

Fuck fuck fuck fu-fuck fuck fuck fu-....

Slash your claws across my back
Like a raptor on attack
I'm brontosaurus, you're T-rex
Sink your teeth into my neck

Strangelove wasn’t all that kinky
But I know what to do
I want to ride an H bomb
While riding you

I want to start a fire
Out of control
Burning til the whole wide world is
Black as my soul"

Voiceover: When Earth was but a child
Dinos ruled the land
Asteroids did not kill them
They died by their own hands


from Pyrorapture / Fred & Ethel, released September 12, 2015
Gabriel Riccio - Vocals, Keyboards, Noise
Skull Fist - Piano
Walrus - Tenor Saxophone
Greg Loman - Electric Guitar
Tom Murphy - Electric Bass
Travis Orbin & Spider - Drums, Percussion, Noise

Words & Music by Skull Fist
Recorded and produced by Gabriel Riccio (thegabrielconstruct.com) except:
Drums & percussion arranged, recorded and mixed by Travis Orbin (travisorbin.com)
Piano recorded by Jeremy Goody at Megasonic Studios (megasonicsound.com)
Mixed and Mastered by William Wells at Eeyore's Lair



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Logical Phalluses

Logical Phalluses are the demented, sex-crazed alter-ego of The Gabriel Construct. Inspired by John Waters, John Cage, John Christ, John Zorn, John Cale, John Butler, John Tavener, John Frusciante, John Wetton, Frank Zappa, Tom Waits, Mr. Bungle, and Tronald Dumpf. ... more

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